Crackers, Naptime and Primary songs...

So I FINALLY got a calling...Finally. I've been feeling kinda useless and now I feel like my life has purpose again. Are you ready for it? I, Mallorie Anne Mecham, have been called as a NURSERY TEACHER!! Yes, it's true and I'm so excited about it. I love nursery! I mean come on, you get to color, play with toys and sing songs about Jesus. No one gets mad if you take your shoes off and naps are totally encouraged. It's like a dream come true. Plus, I teach the CUTEST kids ever. I love little kids. They're so Christlike and loving. They don't care about all the things that the world cares about. One little girl, Sophie, was having a hard time today, so we went around and tried all the drinking fountains in the church to decide which was the best one. Afterwards, all she wanted to do was sit on my lap and take my CTR ring on and off my finger or try to fit it on other fingers. I've pretty much decided that all I ever need to know I learned in Nursery... Here's my top 5:

5: Share your treats. You never know when someone will have something good to share and if you don't share to begin with, they may never share with you.

4: The baby dolls are the best toy in the Nursery, even the little boys want them. If you have one, you are cool. Always have a baby doll on hand.

3: Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree is the best primary song... EVER. (Can we say 'hand actions'?)

2: You want to be the line leader on the walk around the church. It's a status thing.

1: It is not important to know all the words to any song as long as you have the last three words right...i.e. shide be talk aside te shes dkhe SOME DAY!!