My UN-lucky shoes...

So I have this pair of shoes. Amazing things always happen to me when I wear them. Always. I've worn this particular pair of shoes so often that the soles wore out and I had to duct tape them one day when I worked at Macey's. These are special shoes. One day when I had The Shoes on, I had 2 dates in one day AND this really cute kid in my complex brought me breakfast. See what I mean? It had to be The Shoes, my charming personality and good looks need the aid of The Shoes. Last week I had a totally crazy day planned, I had to take a quiz in my sadistic geography class and get a paper back as well as a million and a half other things. So of course I wore The Shoes, believing with all my little heart that they would work their magic and that I would have the world's most amazing day. WRONG. It was one of the worst days that I have ever had in my life. The Shoes failed me. I bombed the quiz, got a C on the paper, got yelled at while at work, AND didn't finish my homework. How's that for a crappy day? So the next day I wore a different pair of shoes and amazing things happened. I got a good parking spot at school, did well in a class that I was worried about, got all my homework done and about a million other good things. So these became my new lucky shoes...and I just want you all to know that today they failed me. Terribly. Horribly. Very very badly. I think it's becuase Wollsch wore them and got a ticket in them...blast. So if any of you have suggestions for my new lucky shoes, let me know. I'm in deperate need.