Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Sheer Brilliance...


"Let me tell you something about Tom Riddle. We were teacher and student in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first enemy Grindelwald, who was totally gorgeous. But then I had to defeat him, and Tom was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to duel with Grindelwald, he’d be like “Why didn’t you fight me back?”. And I’d be like “Why are you so obsessed with me?”. So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Muggle sympathisers pool party, I was like “Tom, I can’t invite you because I think you’re Lord Voldemort “. I mean, I couldn’t have a Dark Lord at my party. There were gonna be people there in their muggle clothes. I mean, right? He was the Dark Lord. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of society because no one would talk to his disembodied soul, and he came back in the fall for the second Wizarding War, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s got Horcruxes."


This is where all that brilliance was posted....
Who can tell me where the original quote came from?

3 comments:

Baby Sister said...

Hahaha. That's awesome!!

I love Harry Potter books. :)

Liz said...

MEAN GIRLS MEAN GIRLS MEAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my GOSH this is the funniest thing i've ever read. mean voldemort. hahahahha. awesome. thank you SO much for this awesomeness.

Whitney and Lish Harris said...

I was so confused when I started reading this, but I think I picked it up fairly quickly. That's hilarious!

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