*Girls who just bring a purse to school. Don't you take notes in class?
*People who never come to class. Why the freak do you pay thousands of dollars to attend school if you're not going to come?
*Skipping your midterm or final. Are you stupid?
*Controlling mothers of the bride. Is it your wedding? (This comes from watching way too many episodes of Say Yes to the Dress on TLC during a marathon).
*Chubby girls who wear strapless dresses. Friends, let me clue you in on something. This. Looks. Tacky. (Again, I blame Say Yes to the Dress for this one).
*Black and brown together. Just say NO.
*Calling people and then hanging up. This gets you no where and thanks to caller ID they know who's calling.
*Why some married people think they can't be friends with single people. We don't have leprosy or anything. At least not last time I checked. (This is not directed at ANY of my friends who read this blog, so don't take it personally.)
*Snotty people. Grow up, we left high school a while ago.
*People who don't shower. Ew, ew, ew, ew!! (Need I say more?)
7 comments:
amen on all counts.
However, you are one thing I totally "get" and I remember it everytime I read your blog.
i so agree with you on the strapless dress thing. soooooo unflattering. it drives me crazy when i see those women on say yes to the dress!
I HATE black & brown together! Thank you for mentioning that...plus everything else you say is totally true too.
I can wear heels for about three hours. Then I'm done. And those three hours almost always involve me walking from the parking lot to wherever it is that I am going to be (usually church) and back to the parking lot. I am amazed that women can walk around all day in heels.
Your posts have been really funny lately. It has been so much fun to read them! By the way, I totally agree with your last two posts. Jane Austin novels would be way fun to live, and dumb people in college really confuse me.
Mal!! I love reading your blog. It is always so entertaining!! I have not talked to you forever! Probably since your homecoming. I hope life is going good for you! Miss you!!
See, I thought that you did have leprosy. My bad.
Love you!
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