Sunday, June 19, 2011

Top Five Reasons I Should be a Character on MI-5...

5) I would most definitely appreciate the completely brilliant gadgets that Malcolm makes for them.  (Malcolm is like MI-5's own personal version of Q and I love him for it.)

4) I'm fantastic at coming up with aliases for people. (Squeegee Beckenhiem? Genius.)

3) While I'm a completely horrific liar, I can talk my way out of almost anything. (Except for cleaning the bathroom when I was younger. Who knew?)

2) I have a baby face. No one would ever suspect that I was a spy (or spook, if you're British). I look too nice.

1) I have a completely deadly withering stare. Don't believe me? Ask any of my students who have lied to me about finishing their homework or any one of my siblings who talked back to me (which to be honest, is all of them.)

I know. My reasoning is brilliant. Call up BBC1 and let them know. I'm on the next flight to London.

4 comments:

Mals said...

you are getting really good at making these lists! and although I have never seen said show you are talking about I believe this to be very true.

Cyd said...

6) You would make a great go-between, er, between Richard Armitage and your friend Charisse, and I would like to think I'm not exaggerating when I say this match-up would ultimately benefit HUMANITY. I can totally see you being up for the job.

Jessica and Reece said...

Oh Squeedgee. I need to watch some gilmore girls.

Amy said...

I wish I knew what MI5 was because that would make this even MORE funny!

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