Showing posts with label Cough drops. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cough drops. Show all posts

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Dearest, darlingest readers,

Lately I've been pretty much stumped on what to write on my blog, which naturally means that I'm sick again. It's sad but true. I haven't had a voice to speak of (ha ha ha ha! I am so funny. In reality, I love how lame some of my jokes are. At least give me a pity laugh, I'm sick) since Monday night and I'm coughing up a storm. (Oh the bad puns I could come up with for that one! I'll spare you the anguish because I don't want to lose readers.) During this creative slump I've continued with my nerd trend and watched some Star Trek (oh the joy of Captain Kirk) and a whole lot of Star Wars (Ewen McGregor with a lightsaber? Drool) while eating pretzel M&Ms (you haven't had them? Yeah, we can't be friends anymore. You better go and try some. They're not even that bad for you, trust me). Also I've been spending quite a bit of time at work due to the delight that is football season. Let me tell you, it's a party in a bag trying to answer the phone when you can barely speak above a whisper. 
In much happier news, my fantastic little brother (who I love and adore) is coming home in 5 (count them 5!!!) days and I'm not excited at all. Okay, that's a complete lie. I'm bouncing off the walls. We thought that he was going to have to extend an extra two weeks due to some complications with other missionaries coming into his mission from the MTC, but tonight my padres called me while I was having a scrumptious dinner with my favorite DVD pusher, Megan at this most incredible pizza place here in Sugarhouse and told me that my favorite missionary will indeed be home in 5 days. Let the countdown begin!
So that's my update. I know that it's not exciting or magical, but it is what it is. Share some of your lovely news with me to tide me over during my excitement drought. 

Loves!
M

Monday, November 24, 2008

Dear Cold of Mine...

I'm not too fond of the fact that you have decided to invade my lungs or my nose for that matter... You have given me a very sore throat and aided me in sounding like a teenage boy for the last few days. Please please go away. You really aren't welcome here. I have so much to do that your unwanted presence is really putting a damper on my week. You make it very hard for me to do my homework or to sleep at night. You've helped me to live on a steady diet of orange juice and cough drops, as well as the random soup my roommates make for me. You make my eyes burn and the feet cold. So if you would just please vacate my body, I'd really appreciate it. Thank you.

Sincerely, but not lovingly:

Mal
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