Because that's what you do to crazy people to keep them calm...

I have a tendency to be a tad...emotional. You didn't know that? Wow. We must not be really good friends. Anyone who knows me at all knows this fact. It can either be considered a glaring personality flaw or an endearing quality, take your pick. Tonight I had one of my...less then endearing moments. Directly after an emotional outburst over something I'm embarrassed to admit upset me, I may or may not have (read: most definitely) cried a little during the finale of the Bachelor. In my weak defense, it was out of sheer frustration and absolute dislike for Vienna or as my favorite reviewer calls her "V-trash". And then ten seconds later, I was over-the-moon-ecstatic about two things: number one being the fact that Evan Lysacek is going to be on Dancing with the Stars (and at some point will most like remove his shirt, which I fully support) and number two being that Ali is going to be the Bachelorette. Do you see why I called myself crazy in the very thinly veiled Gilmore Girls reference used as my title?